You will not think what this complete idiot did. He seriously messed up big time! This stupid person decided to take his friend's bicycle and then proceeded to destroy on it. I mean, this is next level insane. He even tried to cover his actions with the most ridiculous excuse you've ever seen. Honestly, I'm amazed.
It's Absolutely Unsettling
You won't believe your eyes. I just stumbled upon it online and I'm seriously freaking out. It'll make your blood run cold. Trust me, you need to look at it.
- This is not for the faint of heart
- It's violent
- You won't be able to unsee it
Just watch at your own risk.
Shocking News That Will Make Your Blood Run Cold
Prepare you for a story so terrifying, it will leave you questioning the world. A recent event has ripped apart the fragile foundation of safety we all hold dear. Something evil is afoot, and it's closer than you think. Rumors are swirling about a {secretcult that operates in the dark, pulling the strings of our world. This scheme is so vast and calculated that it defies logic.
Be vigilant, for what you are about to read will churn your very soul. Brace yourselves for the reality that lie ahead. It's a story that will leave you shivering in your sneakers.
Get Ready to Be Shocked!: The Truth Exposed!
Are you ready for a reality check? Brace yourself, because the information we're about to reveal is going to rock your world. We've been duped for so long, but now the hour has come to expose the lies behind it all. Get ready to have your perspective redefined.
Are You Ready For Handle the Reality? Prepare for Impact!
This isn't a game. The facts we face are intense. Are you emotionally prepared to survive? It's past time to get real and accept the consequences.
- Brace yourself
- Find your strength
- Your time has come
OMG! This Just Happened and It's Crazy
You will not believe the absolute insanity. I was just chilling in my room/at the park/walking to work when bam!/poof! this crazy thing happened. I'm still trying to process it/processing it slowly/totally freaking out.
It's like, literally, something straight out of a movie/dream/nightmare. I mean, I {thought I had seen everything/had experienced it all/knew what crazy was, but this? This shatters my world view/takes the cake/blew my mind.
I'm going to shock blog go for a walk/need a drink/calling everyone I know to tell them about this, because I just can't keep this in/don't think they'll believe me unless I swear on my life/have to get this off my chest. You guys will {notbelieve|be able to comprehend this/want to hear this when it's all said and done. I promise/guarantee/swear.